#whatshouldwecallpenn

WHEN I GIVE SOMEONE GUM AND SUDDENLY THE ENTIRE GSR WANTS A PIECE

WHEN I DIDNT GET A JOB THROUGH OCR

WHEN I WENT THROUGH OCR

WHEN I WAIT FOR AN OMELETTE AT HILL BRUNCH

WHEN VAN PELT OPENS

Everyone’s like,

WHEN I TRY TO GET THROUGH THE CROWD TO PEE AT SMOKES

It feels like:

WHEN I POST UP SOMEWHERE ONLY TO FIND THE OUTLET DOESN’T WORK

WHEN I WENT TO DZINE 2 SHOW

It was like,

WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SAVE A DESK ALL DAY WITH LIKE, A PIECE OF PAPER

WHEN I BURSAR AT THE BOOKSTORE

(Thanks @Roger06457591!)

WHEN I CAB HOME WASTED FROM A BYO

WHEN THEY PASS OUT CANDY IN HOUSTON AT NIGHT

I’m like,

WHEN KWEDER IS GIVEN A MICROPHONE

WHEN SOMEONE CONFUSES US WITH PENN STATE

WHEN PEOPLE ON THE WALK ASK ME IF I WANT A COPY OF THE DP