#whatshouldwecallpenn

WHEN I REMEMBER ALL THE RESTAURANTS THAT CLOSED THIS YEAR

WHEN AMY G GOT HER CONTRACT RENEWED FOR FIVE YEARS

She was like,

WHEN I GET AN EMAIL FROM CITSENDER

WHEN A CAB WON’T TAKE FIVE PEOPLE

I’m like,

…then I’m inevitably like,

WHEN NO ONE WILL GO OUT WITH ME DURING FINALS

WHEN CHIPOTLE GOT ROBBED

We were all like,

WHEN I THINK ABOUT SENIOR WEEK

WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS SMELLY FOOD INTO THE COMPUTER LAB

WHEN I STUDY AT GREEN LINE

I’m all hipster like,

WHEN I EMERGE FROM ROSENPARTY

WHEN SOMEONE HAS A DOG ON CAMPUS

I’m like,

WHEN I SIT IN A HUNTSMAN HALLWAY DESK

WHEN I’M NOT AS DRUNK AS THE PERSON HITTING ON ME AT SMOKES

WHEN I EAT AT SWEETGREEN

WHEN SOMEONE’S PHONE KEEPS VIBRATING IN THE QUIET ROOM

We’re all like,