May 2013
2 posts
WHEN I GRADUATED
WHEN THEY START SETTING UP GRADUATION STUFF ON...
April 2013
5 posts
WHEN PEOPLE USE HUNTSMAN COMPUTERS TO WATCH TV...
WHEN I GET COFFEE FROM THE HUBBUB GUY
WHEN IT'S HEY DAY
and I’m old as fuck
WHEN I HEARD THE TIME TO SHINE SONG
At first I was like,
Five days later…
https://soundcloud.com/jonurban/time-to-shine
WHEN THEY TOOK AWAY BURSAR FOR SENIORS
February 2013
1 post
WHEN I GO ON A BURSAR SPREE
January 2013
3 posts
WHEN IT SNOWS ON CAMPUS
WHEN IT'S RESTAURANT WEEK
WHEN I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE DURING RUSH
Outside:
Inside:
December 2012
7 posts
WHEN I SEE FRESHMEN
WHEN I SEE SOMEONE SIT ON THE BEN FRANKLIN BENCH
WHEN NON-PENN KIDS TAKE UP STUDY SPACE
WHEN SOMEONE CHANGES THEIR FACEBOOK NAME TO HIDE...
WHEN I THINK ABOUT SENIOR YEAR
WHEN I FIRST ATE AT THE BRIDGE
WHEN ITS FORMALS SEASON
Expectation:
Reality:
May 2012
60 posts
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME ABOUT THEIR SUPER COOL...
WHEN I SNEAK SNACKS INTO THE RAVE
WHEN GRADUATION HAPPENED
It was like,
(Congratulations class of 2012!)
WHEN I GO HOME AFTER PENN
Day 1:
Day 2:
WHEN I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A GRADE FOR A FINAL I...
WHEN I GOT LEFT BEHIND ON WALNUT WALK
WHEN I HAND MY SUBLETTER MY KEYS
I’m like,
WHEN SENIOR FORMAL GOT CROWDED
WHEN I THINK ABOUT GRADUATION
WHEN I'M ON WALNUT WALK
WHEN I HAVE SOMETHING DUE AFTER FINALS
WHEN I STILL EAT AT CHIPOTLE DESPITE THE INCREASED...
WHEN I REMEMBER ALL THE RESTAURANTS THAT CLOSED...
WHEN AMY G GOT HER CONTRACT RENEWED FOR FIVE YEARS
She was like,
WHEN I GET AN EMAIL FROM CITSENDER
WHEN A CAB WON'T TAKE FIVE PEOPLE
I’m like,
…then I’m inevitably like,
WHEN NO ONE WILL GO OUT WITH ME DURING FINALS
WHEN CHIPOTLE GOT ROBBED
We were all like,
WHEN I THINK ABOUT SENIOR WEEK
WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS SMELLY FOOD INTO THE COMPUTER...
WHEN I STUDY AT GREEN LINE
I’m all hipster like,
WHEN I EMERGE FROM ROSENPARTY
WHEN SOMEONE HAS A DOG ON CAMPUS
I’m like,
WHEN I SIT IN A HUNTSMAN HALLWAY DESK
WHEN I'M NOT AS DRUNK AS THE PERSON HITTING ON ME...
WHEN I EAT AT SWEETGREEN
WHEN SOMEONE'S PHONE KEEPS VIBRATING IN THE QUIET...
We’re all like,
WHEN I CAN SEE OTHER PEOPLE'S HAPPINESS FROM...
WHEN SOMETHING AT PENN DOESN'T GO MY WAY
WHEN THEY GIVE OUT FREE COFFEE IN ABP AT NIGHT
(Thanks to @JamieJone29, who has been crushing it with the suggestions!)
WHEN I FINISH A FINAL
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE NOT CELEBRATING CINCO DE...
I’m like,